How did the clock get cancer?

Second-hand smoke!

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas?

AIDS

What did the blind, deaf, mute girl get for Christmas??

Cancer.

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When she got in front of the judge he asked, "first offender?

She replied, "No. First a Gibson, second a Fender."

What do a marriage and superglue have in common?

They both form a bond in seconds, last (ideally) forever, and are dissolved by alcohol.

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What did the man who ate a clock say?

That was time consuming but I still want seconds.

Why do grandparents have so many clocks?

So they won't run out of time