How did the clock get cancer?

Second-hand smoke!

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What did the old man get for his birthday?

Cancer.

Why can't the armless girl comb?

Because she already had cancer.

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What do the racehorse that finished in second and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

What's a cat's second favorite food?

A: Spa-catti!

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What do you call a belt made of clocks?

A waist of time

Why did the clock get banned from the library?

It tocked too much