Why did the idiot drive his pickup truck over the side of the cliff?

He wanted to try out his new air brakes.

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What do you call a Snorlax that wants to win a race?

A cab.

How 'done' do you want your burger?

I can do "well-done" all the way to "CPR might actually work."

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Why is that, doc?

He replied, "I'm trying to examine you."

What did the clerk say to the customer who tried to buy a candy bar with plastic quarters?

This is non-cents!

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Why did Wile E. Coyote have a "Detour" sign pointing to the edge of a cliff?

To throw the Roadrunner off.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell off the cliff?

Nothing, she had her mittens on.

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What's the worst part about 4 black guys driving off a cliff in an escalade?

They were my friends. :(

Why do lazy people only drive automatics?

Because they're shiftless.

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How do you confuse an idiot?

Banana cake!

What do you call a group of Idiots?

Congress

Pickup Truck Jokes More Pickup Truck Jokes

Why did the redneck drive his pickup truck over the edge of a cliff?

He wanted to test out his new air brakes.

Why did the idiot drive his pickup truck over the side of the cliff?

He wanted to try out his new air brakes.

New Air Brake Jokes More New Air Brake Jokes

Why did the redneck drive his pickup truck over the edge of a cliff?

He wanted to test out his new air brakes.

Why did the idiot drive his pickup truck over the side of the cliff?

He wanted to try out his new air brakes.