Why did the idiot drive his pickup truck over the side of the cliff?

He wanted to try out his new air brakes.

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Why are the "sans" family of fonts so serious?

No one wants to be comic sans.

What does a midwestern farmer and a rapper have in common?

They both want to make it rain.

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What did the doctor say to the prosecutor?

You're trying my patients!

What did the bartender say to the girl that tried to steal a drink?

It was worth a shot.

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What's the worst part about driving Ford off a cliff?

Ford was my best friend.

What do you call milk at the edge of a cliff?

Legendary

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How do you drive this thing?

Two soldiers are in a tank. One turns to the other and says "GLUGGLUGBLUGBWOOABB"

What does an apple and an apple tree have in common?

A: They both don't drive tractors.

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What did the banana say to the human?

Nothing you idiot, bananas don't talk!

What did the idiot do after seeing a joke that wasn't very funny?

Downvote it.

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Why did the idiot drive his pickup truck over the side of the cliff?

He wanted to try out his new air brakes.

How do you get 1000 dead babies into the bed of a pickup truck?

A blender! How do you get them out? Nacho chips!

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Why did the idiot drive his pickup truck over the side of the cliff?

He wanted to try out his new air brakes.

Why did the redneck drive his pickup truck over the edge of a cliff?

He wanted to test out his new air brakes.