What does an apple and an apple tree have in common?

A: They both don't drive tractors.

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Why could Jimmy not drive a tractor?

Because he had no arms or legs. Why Because he is a potato.

What does the farmer, looking for his tractor, say?

Where is my tractor?

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Why are there so many jumpshots in the WNBA?

Because women can't drive

What is the difference between a women driving strawberries?

None, both are collect in a field.

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What do you call a man holding two apples in one hand and three oranges in another?

No chance of blocking an uppercut.

What did the apple say to the banana?

Nothing -- apples don't talk!

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What does an apple and an apple tree have in common?

A: They both don't drive tractors.

How does a elephant hide in the jungle?

2.What is the Loudest sound in the jungle 1.Paints its balls red and climbs up a apple tree. 2.Tarzan picking apples.