What does an apple and an apple tree have in common?

A: They both don't drive tractors.

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Why could Jimmy not drive a tractor?

Because he had no arms or legs. Why Because he is a potato.

What does a duck call a tractor?

A Quakter

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What is the most popular vehicle in South America?

They drive alpacars.

What type of car would Jesus drive?

A Chrysler

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What did the snake day to Adam after he bit the apple?

You owe Eve an O.

What is Apple's CEO's favourite TV show?

Lost

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How does a elephant hide in the jungle?

2.What is the Loudest sound in the jungle 1.Paints its balls red and climbs up a apple tree. 2.Tarzan picking apples.

What does an apple and an apple tree have in common?

A: They both don't drive tractors.