What do performing bears at the circus get for lunch?

30 minutes.

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why the big pause................................?

Said the man in the pub to the bear. First heard this joke told by Eddie Izzard.

What do you call children born into a whorehouse?

Your kids

Perform Jokes More Perform Jokes

Why is grandpa fine with performing tricks, but gets mad if you ask grandma?

It took him forever to get her off that street corner.

Why Weren't There Many Jokes in the Dark Ages?

No one could perform the execution well enough.

Circus Jokes More Circus Jokes

What's the difference between a sorority and a circus?

A circus has a cunning array of stunts

What's the difference between a brothel and a circus?

Your mother never ran away to join the circus.

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

How do you ask a tyrannosaur out to lunch?

Tea, Rex?"

What is white and disturbs your lunch?

An avalanche

30 Minute Jokes More 30 Minute Jokes

Why does your face look like a donut?

me 30 minutes into dieting

How long do you need to put the turkey in the oven for?

Mine was dead within 30 minutes (credit goes to my Grandma)