What do performing bears at the circus get for lunch?

30 minutes.

Previous Random Joke Next

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do you call a PED for bears?

Polaroids.

What kind of bear likes the rain?

A drizzley bear.

Perform Jokes More Perform Jokes

Why can't my girlfriend perform at open mic night?

Because she's a cover thief.

How many members of an ethnicity does it take to perform a specified task?

A finite number! One member to perform the task, and the rest to behave in a manner stereotypical to the ethnicity in question.

Circus Jokes More Circus Jokes

Why did the "Ringling Bros." Circus finally go out of business?

They couldn't compete with the circus in Washington DC any longer.

What is the difference between a brothel and a circus?

One is an array of cunning stunts!

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch?

A: Tea Rex

Why did the aligator spit out his lunch?

Because it was two years old

30 Minute Jokes More 30 Minute Jokes

How do you hear a hormone?

Pay $100 for 30 minutes

How to raise a kid?

I injected my kid with yeast and put him in the oven for 30 minutes but he didn't rise. Any suggestions