What sort of cheese do you use to get a bear to go on a outing with you?

Camembert

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How do you spell "we" with two letters without using the letters W and E?

U and I.

What is cowhide mostly used for?

Keeping cows from falling apart.

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What do you call a Frenchman that's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

What did one cookie say to the other cookie ?

You've got a chip on your shoulder. What did the deer say to the bear Your unbearable

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What does cheese say when you take its picture?

Make sure you get my Gouda side!

Which cheese is schizophrenic?

Halloumi

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How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb?

What sort of answer did you have in mind None-just assume it's changed.

What sort of a car has your dad got?

I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.

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What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear?

Camembert!

What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of its cage?

Camembert

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What's the difference between In-n-Out Burger french fries and League of Legends?

I can control my salt intake at In-n-out.

What is the difference between me and my couch?

My couch pulls outs