What sort of cheese do you use to get a bear to go on a outing with you?

Camembert

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What do you use to buy drinks?

Bar tender

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It takes longer to pick up when they drop it.

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Why are the bears such a bad football team?

Because when they were little, they were cubs. I'm so sorry

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Cos they like to walk around in their bear feet.

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How do you know a blonde has been using the computer?

A. There is cheese in front of the mouse.

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Very Caerphilly.

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All sorts of antics !

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What sort of cheese do you use to get a bear to go on a outing with you?

Camembert

What cheese do you use to get a bear out of a tree?

Camembert!

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What sort of cheese do you use to get a bear to go on a outing with you?

Camembert

What is the difference between me and my couch?

My couch pulls outs