What sort of cheese do you use to get a bear to go on a outing with you?

Camembert

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What's the difference between... A gold fish and a mountain goat?

One mucks about the mountain. What's the difference between a police batton and a magician's wand One is used for cunning stunts.

What do comic book collectors use in their hair?

Mint conditioner.

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What month was King Kong born in?

Ape-ril

Why do doctors slap babies bums when then are born?

Because the balls fall off of the stupid ones.

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What type of cheese lives under your bed?

Muenster.

What did the tomato say to the cheese in court?

I rest my queso.

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What sort of perfume do snakes prefer ?

Poison by Christian Dior !

Why was the programmer unhappy at his job?

He wanted arrays. It had to be reiterated several times before it was sorted out.

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What cheese do you use to get a bear out of a tree?

Camembert!

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear?

Camembert!

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What is the difference between me and my couch?

My couch pulls outs

What's the difference between In-n-Out Burger french fries and League of Legends?

I can control my salt intake at In-n-out.