What sort of cheese do you use to get a bear to go on a outing with you?

Camembert

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What cheese do hunters use to goad a bear out from its cave in the winter?

Camenbert

What kind of tape do kidnappers use?

abDUCT tape

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Why was the sterile Grizzly upset?

Because he couldn't Bear children.

What was the bear protesting?

his right to human arms

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What sort of cheese do you use to get a bear to go on a outing with you?

Camembert

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Cheese was.

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A football net !

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Is this some sort of yolk

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What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear down from a tree?

Camembert!

What's Bill Cosby's favorite cheese?

Camembert.

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I can control my salt intake at In-n-out.

What sort of cheese do you use to get a bear to go on a outing with you?

Camembert