What is the difference between me and my couch?

My couch pulls outs

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What's the difference between a moan and a scream?

About 3 inches

What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train the other trains the mind.

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What did the couch say to the armchair?

Don't worry, I pull out.

What did the hippie say when he was kicked off the couch?

Namaste

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What sort of cheese do you use to get a bear to go on a outing with you?

Camembert

What's the difference between In-n-Out Burger french fries and League of Legends?

I can control my salt intake at In-n-out.