What is the difference between me and my couch?

My couch pulls outs

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What's the difference between Hillary's e-mails and the UK leaving the EU?

Hillary got off Scott-free.

What's the difference between my wife and the dress?

The dress is white and gold

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What do cows sit on?

Couches

What does the hippy say when you try to kick them off your couch?

Namaste.

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What sort of cheese do you use to get a bear to go on a outing with you?

Camembert

What's the difference between In-n-Out Burger french fries and League of Legends?

I can control my salt intake at In-n-out.