What did the couch say to the armchair?

Don't worry, I pull out.

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What does the hippie bum say when you tell him he can no longer sleep on your couch?

Namaste

What did the hippy say when I told him to get off my couch?

Namaste

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How do you get your girlfriend to fart?

Pull out

What's the worst way to convince an officer who's pulled you over not to ticket you?

You can have my beer if you let me go."

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How can you tell someone hates vegans, cross fitters, and atheists?

Don't worry, they'll repost a joke about it.

What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing?

Sardar 2: Don't worry, I have one more.