What did the couch say to the armchair?

Don't worry, I pull out.

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What does a dirty hippie say after you ask him to get off your couch?

Namaste

Why did Bibi Netanyahu lie on a couch licking his balls?

Likud.

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How do you know when a black woman is pregnant?

When you pull out her tampon and all the cotton is picked.

When he finishes drinking, he pulls out his wallet and say to the Bartender, "How much?

The Bartender says, "For you No charge."

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How do you know you put the right joke in the right thread?

Don't worry, someone will tell you.

How do you know that someone likes to smoke weed?

Don't worry they'll tell you.