How do you know when a black woman is pregnant?

When you pull out her tampon and all the cotton is picked.

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Why are Catholics the worst drivers?

They always pull out at the last second (usually to avoid a child).

What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.

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How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

How did the blind carpenter regain his eyesight?

He picked up his hammer and saw.

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How can a black woman tell if she is pregnant?

When she goes to pull out her tampon and all the cotton's been picked.

What u call a black woman with 7 abortions?

Crimefighter

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Why are there so few black hockey players?

Because there was no cotton in Canada.

What do you get if you cross a black person with an octopus?

I don't know but it would be excellent at picking cotton.

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What does an Elephant use as a tampon?

A sheep

How many dogs does it take to change a tampon?

26