What does an Elephant use as a tampon?

A sheep

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How can a black woman tell if she's pregnant?

When she takes out the tampon the cotton is already picked

Why do midgets refuse to wear tampons?

Because they keep stepping on the string.

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What do you call a sheep tied to a lamp post in New Zealand?

A community centre

Why Do Scottish people wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper go down a mile away.