What does an Elephant use as a tampon?

A sheep

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What's uptight, outta sight and in the groove?

A tampon.

Why are the sheep in Africa coloured pink?

The elephants are using them as tampons

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Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What's the best way to milk a sheep?

Ask Apple.