What does an Elephant use as a tampon?

A sheep

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What do you call a Syrian refugee on the Mediterranean?

What do you call a Syrian refugee on the Mediterranean? Bob What does a Syrian refugee call their pet? Dinner What's grosser than gross? Two Syrian refugees fighting over a tampon.

What do elephants use for tampons?

Sheep. Why do elephants have trunks? Sheep don't have strings.

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Why does Yoda like sheep?

Because dey go baa...

What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.