What does a sheep in denial say?

Nahhhh

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What are the two biggest lies in Wyoming?

My truck is paid for, and honestly officer, I was just helping the sheep over the fence.

What do you call a sheep with no legs?

A cloud.

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Why doesn't Aaron want to get out of the water, even though he is hydrophobic?

Because he enjoys living in denial.

What state do most people live in?

Denial. Myself included.