What does a sheep in denial say?

Nahhhh

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Why do Scots wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Why do the Scottish wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away

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Why doesn't Aaron want to get out of the water, even though he is hydrophobic?

Because he enjoys living in denial.

How many people in denial does it take to change a lightbulb ?

There is nothing wrong with the lightbulb.