What do you call a sheep with no legs?

A cloud.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

How did the psychiatrist break his leg?

He had a Freudian slip.

What has three eyes, three hands, and three legs?

Two pirates

Cloud Jokes More Cloud Jokes

Why do clouds make good Kings?

Because they have rain over every country in the world.

What do clouds wear under their pants?

Thunderwear!

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

How do you milk sheep?

A: With iPhone accessories.

What do you call it when a sheep sells his wool for money?

Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)