What do you call a sheep with no legs?

A cloud.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why was the double leg amputee sentenced to life?

He had no leg to stand on.

What do you call a mentally ill person without arms and legs?

Call him whatever you want, its not like he's gonna get up and do anything about it.

Cloud Jokes More Cloud Jokes

What do Bill Gates and the Pope have in common?

They've both put their faith in the cloud.

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger says "Hey (hey) you (you) get off of my cloud..." the Scottish farmer says "Hey McCloud get off of my ewe"

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

How do Medieval sheep protest prisons?

They storm the baaaastille.

What do you call a redneck with two sheep?

A Pimp