What's the definition of a nerd?

A: Someone who has his or her own alto clarinet.

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What's the definition of Parity?

Two parrots exactly the same!

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A worm in a fur coat !

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What do geeks and nerds love but cant have?

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Who was that, your girlfriend?

Everyone laughs* NERD: "Nope. It was yours." *Dead silence*