Nobody cares about Ethiopians dying. (First post on r/jokes and a bit offensive)
You stop milking a cow after 150 years.
St. Patrick's day everybody wants to be Irish.
He only wears Rolex around his waist.
Quarter pounder with cheese!
A Tomartyr
The police held an inn-quest
It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.
It means nothing to them.
a retarded gorilla
A Gorilla
Cuz he couldn't see it (Probly already posted but I've never seen it on r/jokes before)
Because they can't deny that their comment was the parent.
Both think the shorter the better.
A masochist
