What's the difference between Ethiopians and gorillas?

Nobody cares about Ethiopians dying. (First post on r/jokes and a bit offensive)

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between CNN and Al Jazeera?

CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al Jazeera shows them landing.

What's the difference between bruce banner and bruce jenner?

One turned into a terrifying monster, the other is an avenger.

Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

How do Ethiopians celebrate their kids first birthday?

By putting flowers on the grave.

What's the difference between a pair of jeans and an Ethiopian?

A pair of jeans only has one fly on it

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What happens when the President dies?

The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.

What do you call a jelly bear that died and came back?

A mummy bear

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

What is the main difference between existentialism and nihilism?

Who knows? Who cares?

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't care. You pick

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What political party entices most Gorillas?

The Treepublican Party!

What's the difference between an Armenian and a Gorilla?

Just one hair.

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What do you call a noisy Chinese dog?

How-Ling (my dad wanted me to post this)

What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

Rjoke Jokes More Rjoke Jokes

Why doesn't r/jokes like fencers?

Because they always riposte.

Why has /r/jokes won an environmental award?

Everything gets recycled.