One turned into a terrifying monster, the other is an avenger.
A: A puppy stops whining after it grows up.
This isn't a good joke.
They turn out the lights.
They always turn out to be sub par.
Hydra-Gin
Whedon?
The Lord: I meant any questions about the mysteries of existence
A Krismas goose.
Mine is Bruce Jenner
HULK'S MASH!
HULK'S MASH! no idea where she picked it up from, but it made me chuckle