Smashed potatoes.
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Whedon?
Because a black widow has no husband.
One turned into a terrifying monster, the other is an avenger.
Hydra-Gin
Because he doesn't work with Vision
Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.
Because they heard he's a web developer
OC Like, a cotillion of 'em.
Two, but I don't know how they'll fit inside the bulb
He's a web developer.
W)rap music!
Because it's logarythmic.
Why should you There's a clock on the oven.
Smack her.
No Racism please !
We both end up with sticky hands after using the web.
Idk how You've obviously never changed one.
Somebody had an idea.
A circus has a cunning array of stunts
One's a hairy beast that spits and the other's native to South America.
Sorry, still calling you Bruce! I found this on Facebook somewhere; I dunno who to get credit to.
He was afraid his nickname would be Jockie.