Avenger Jokes

What does the Incredible Hulk bring to the Avenger's Thanksgiving meal?

Smashed potatoes.

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What did Joss say on the last day of shooting the Avengers?

Whedon?

Why isn't Spiderman in the Avengers?

Because a black widow has no husband.

What's the difference between bruce banner and bruce jenner?

One turned into a terrifying monster, the other is an avenger.

What do you call alcohol distilled by the Avengers' enemies?

Hydra-Gin

Why is Daredevil not a part of the Avengers?

Because he doesn't work with Vision

How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

Why do the Avengers keep calling Spiderman over to fix their computer?

Because they heard he's a web developer

How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

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Why did Bruce Jenner go back to college?

So he could spend a semester a broad.

What's the best thing about Bruce Jenner?

removed

Bruce Banner Jokes More Bruce Banner Jokes

What's the M0D's name before they're triggered; turning into a furious, putrid, lump of blubber?

Bruce Banner

What did Bruce Banner have?

HULK'S MASH!

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How many Catholics can you fit in a habit?

Nun

How many babies can fit in a blender?

Depends how powerful the blender is

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between your mama and a washing machine?

The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.

What's the difference between my guitar and my girlfriend?

My guitar doesn't yell at me when I snap it's g-string

Bruce Jokes More Bruce Jokes

What's the difference between bruce banner and bruce jenner?

One turned into a terrifying monster, the other is an avenger.

How did Bruce and Alfred build the Batcave all by themselves?

The Lord: I meant any questions about the mysteries of existence

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many Duggars does it take to screw a planet?

EOM

How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hella.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many graduate students does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one, but it takes nine years.

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

Spiderman Jokes More Spiderman Jokes

Where's my Spiderman costume?

I want to wear it to the science museum "In your closet, why " 9: DUH. To attract radioactive spiders!

What does black spiderman say to spiderman ?

No Racism please !