How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

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How Many Martians Does It Take to Screw In a Lightbulb?

At least two, but they have to be pretty small to fit.

How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb?

Toucan

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How many idiots who ask stupid questions does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Change it to what

How many Germans does to take to screw in a light bulbs?

NEIN, NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN

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How can you spot a racist in a crowd?

They're the ones shouting "Black Lives Matter!"

Why are so many Koreans named Park?

Because the ones named Drive all died in crashes.

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What did Joss say on the last day of shooting the Avengers?

Whedon?

What do you call alcohol distilled by the Avengers' enemies?

Hydra-Gin

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What's the difference between an airplane bathroom and your mom?

Your mom can fit 3 people inside her comfortably!

How do your pants fit?

The man responded, "Like a glove".

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What movie contains the most micro aggressions?

Ant Man

How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

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How do wasps send messages?

By bee-mail.

How did the wasps take that news?

God: Err...