Why did the undercover cop pose as a waiter?

So he could protect and serve.

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What do you call a tavern that only serves non-alcoholic drinks?

A pro-teen bar

Why is revenge a dish best served with honey?

Because honey is what you find at the end of bee trails (betrayals)

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How do you protect yourself from ghosts?

Hide in the living room.

Why do they put chicken wire around these plants?

Other guy:" To protect the chicken plants"

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Why did the undercover cop pose as a waiter?

So he could protect and serve.

What did the really ugly man do for a living ?

He posed for Halloween masks !

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What does a chef call an undercover cop?

Pig in a blanket.

Why was the policeman in bed?

Because he was an undercover cop

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What would you like to Instagram?

how waiters should greet people

What's wrong with these eggs I ordered?

Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table.