Why did the undercover cop pose as a waiter?

So he could protect and serve.

Previous Random Joke Next
Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

How long does a United States Congressman serve?

ANSWER: Until he gets caught.

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

Angel food cake of course!

Protect Jokes More Protect Jokes

What do you call a tree that protects Gotham City?

Spruce Wayne

How is a picket fence like a mini skirt?

They both protect the property but they don't spoil the view.

Pose Jokes More Pose Jokes

What did the really ugly man do for a living ?

He posed for Halloween masks !

What do you call a self-referential question posing as a joke setup?

Not funny. Except in that you know, "heh, meta" kinda way. Heh, meta.

Undercover Cop Jokes More Undercover Cop Jokes

What does a chef call an undercover cop?

Pig in a blanket.

Why was the policeman in bed?

Because he was an undercover cop

Waiter Jokes More Waiter Jokes

Why do waiters like Gorillas better than flies?

Did you ever hear a customer complain 'Waiter there's a Gorilla in my soup!'

Why does your sign say "Fine Dining"?

Waiter: We can dream can't we