Why did the undercover cop pose as a waiter?

So he could protect and serve.

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What do a yoga instructor and a Mexican restaurant that only serves water have in common?

No ms te!

What do they serve you in a Viatnamese McDonalds?

NAMburgers

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Why do they put chicken wire around these plants?

Other guy:" To protect the chicken plants"

What do bostonians call dogs that protect heaven's gates?

God dogs

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a newspaper bag?

One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.

What did the really ugly man do for a living ?

He posed for Halloween masks !

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Why did the undercover cop pose as a waiter?

So he could protect and serve.

Why did the undercover cop throw a wasp nest at the drug dealer?

It was a sting operation.

Waiter Jokes More Waiter Jokes

Whenever a waiter asks, "Do you want to hear about our specials?

push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."

Why couldn't the Hungarian programmer buy a third long?

Because he only had Forints! Thank you thank you, tip your waiter.