So he could protect and serve.
ANSWER: Until he gets caught.
Angel food cake of course!
Spruce Wayne
They both protect the property but they don't spoil the view.
He posed for Halloween masks !
Not funny. Except in that you know, "heh, meta" kinda way. Heh, meta.
Pig in a blanket.
Because he was an undercover cop
Did you ever hear a customer complain 'Waiter there's a Gorilla in my soup!'
Waiter: We can dream can't we