How do you protect yourself from ghosts?

Hide in the living room.

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Why is it worse this time around?

Thermal cameras mean I can't save anyone by hiding them in my roof.

Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n seek with his brother?

He can never find the Loki.

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How is a picket fence like a mini skirt?

They both protect the property but they don't spoil the view.

What did the reindeer wear to protect itself while Santa was watering the garden?

Rudolph's red hose rain gear...

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Why did the car judder to a stop when it saw a ghost?

It had a nervous breakdown.

What do you call a ghost in spring?

April ghouls

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How did Helen Keller get punished?

Her mom rearranged the living room

What's that one room zombies can never enter?

the LIVING room