How do you protect yourself from ghosts?

Hide in the living room.

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What do Anne Frank and Bin Laden have in common?

They're both hide and seek champions!

What are you hiding in there?

nuthin Vin Diesel noises from closet M: Is Vin Diesel in there -...yes Vin Diesel: from closet No.

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What's big and grey and protects you from the rain ?

An umbrellaphant !

What do you call a group of Spanish-speaking moms who band together to protect their neighborhood?

Super Barrio Mothers

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Casper?

One is white and scares young children and the other is a ghost.

What do you call a ghost in the Outback?

An Apparigine!

Living Room Jokes More Living Room Jokes

Why don't women get hit by trains?

There is no railroad tracks between the living room and the kitchen.

What have you done wrong if the wife keep complaining when you try to watch TV in the living room?

You made the chain too long in the kitchen.