How do you protect yourself from ghosts?

Hide in the living room.

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Why don't lawyers play hide-and-seek?

Nobody will look for them.

How do you make the hippie run out of money?

You hide daddies credit card under a bar of soap.

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Why does Steve Irwin hate sunblock?

It doesn't protect from harmful rays

What do police and my laundry detergent not have in common?

One protects all colors.

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What did the ghost serve at his Halloween party?

Hallowieners!

Who represents a Ghost in court?

A Paralegal.

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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room

Where do you go during a zombie apocalypse?

The living room.