Why was the web server down?

Mary Jane dumped him.

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Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

Whats the difference between a Blonde and a Washing Machine?

The Washing Machine will not follow you around for 2 weeks after you dump a load in it!

What's the difference between an 18yo and a washing machine?

You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you round for two weeks telling you it loves you

Mary Jane Jokes More Mary Jane Jokes

What do you call a second hand gold necklace?

Recyc-bling (I'm pretty sure I thought of this myself but I used to smoke the Mary Jane a lot so......)

What does Spiderman like to get high on?

Mary Jane

Web Server Jokes More Web Server Jokes

What did the web server told the browser?

My &ltBODY&gt is ready. What did the browser answer Please give me &ltHEAD&gt first.

Why was the web server down?

Mary Jane dumped him.