What's worse than getting dumped by your girlriend?

Getting denied by a car when hitch-hiking.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why are you driving that car in circles?

Driver: I was just going for a little spin.

What do you get when you leave a dog inside a car when it's 100 degrees outside?

A hot dog.

Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

What's the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

If I dump a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around for the next few weeks.

When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T&gt1?

Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor

Deny Jokes More Deny Jokes

Why were the melons upset when they were denied a marriage license?

Because it means they *cantaloupe*

Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?

Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.