Why were there only 40,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?

They only had 2 trucks

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Why were there only 40,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?

They only had 2 trucks

What did Davy Crockett say when he looked over The Alamo wall and saw 5,000 Mexican Soldiers?

Who the hell ordered a new roof?"

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They only had 2 trucks.

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they only had 2 trucks