Why did the vampire sit on a pumpkin?

It wanted to play squash.

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How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback

What does DNA Helicase and a 16 year old boy have in common?

the both want to unzip your genes. if you didnt get it: https://ca.answers.yahoo.com/question/index qid=20121209104938AAKihOC

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Why don't they play CS:GO in the jungle?

too many cheetahs

Why does nobody play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do you get when you cross a pig with a canary?

I don't know but when it sits on your electric wire and sings all your lights go out

Why are football grounds odd?

Because you can sit in the stands but can't stand in the sits!

Pumpkin Jokes More Pumpkin Jokes

Why was Cinderella bad at basketball?

Because her coach was always a pumpkin.

How is Halloween celebrated in Kentucky?

pumpkin

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What did the vampire call his false teeth?

A new fangled device.

What do you call a vampire, that follows the rules?

Draculaw

Squash Jokes More Squash Jokes

How do you sort out Ant and Dec?

Squash one and deal with the other later.

What did the Zucchini say when it got stepped on?

squash*