Why did the vampire sit on a pumpkin?

It wanted to play squash.

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Why does vampire Superman want to go out?

Because he doesn't want to be around the crypt tonight. (you can tell i made that up)

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Liberty

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What is the definition of a minor 2nd chord?

Two flutists playing in unison.

Why does Bob Seger always laugh when he plays chess?

He thinks it's funny how the Knight moves.

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What do you calll a woman that people sit on ?

Cher !

What was the first think Queen Elizabeth did on ascending to the throne ?

Sat down !

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What do Mountain folk do on Halloween?

Pumpkin.

Why is Cinderella so bad at football?

A. Because she's got a pumpkin for a coach B. Because she keeps running away from the ball

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What must a vampire earn to learn to fly?

His red wings.

Why did the vampire miss work?

He was having a coffin fit!

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How do you sort out Ant and Dec?

Squash one and deal with the other later.

What is Godzilla's favorite fruit?

Squash.