Why did the vampire sit on a pumpkin?

It wanted to play squash.

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Why did the farmer feed his cows money?

A: He wanted rich milk.

Why did the dog sit in the shade?

It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk

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Why didn't I play in the Woman's world chess championships?

Because I ran

What's the healthiest sport a pregnant women can play?

Kick boxing

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

How did Kim Kardashian break the net?

She sat on it.

How are you baby?

I am in bed and thinking about you ... And you my dear - I am at a club ... And sitting right behind you!!

Pumpkin Jokes More Pumpkin Jokes

What's with the knives?

Wait, stop. Please stop!" - pumpkin

Why does Cinderella never win the Olympics?

She has a pumpkin for a coach and runs away from the ball.

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm?

One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.

Why did the Vampire's girlfriend break up with him?

Because he was pain in the neck!

Squash Jokes More Squash Jokes

How do you sort out Ant and Dec?

Squash one and deal with the other later.

What was the pumpkin’s favorite sport?

Squash.