Why didn't the TSA let the chair through security?

It was armed.

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Why were all the computers in the company frozen?

Because they let IT go

Where do we go?

Me: Left Axl: Where do we go now Me: Straight. Axl: Oh, where do we go now Me: Damn it, Axl, let me drive!

Chair Jokes More Chair Jokes

Who's there ! Chair ! Chair who?

Chair you go again asking more questions !

How do four whores sit on one chair?

They turn it over.

Security Jokes More Security Jokes

What do you call the security outside of a Samsung Store?

A: Guardians of the Galaxy.

Why do donut shops not hire security?

Because Cops go there willingly. Free security and protection.

Tsa Jokes More Tsa Jokes

Why didn't the TSA let the chair through security?

It was armed.

Why did the TSA hire a dentist?

to help with the cavity searches