Why didn't the TSA let the chair through security?

It was armed.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What did the bishop say to a large group of priest at the overnight camp for young boys?

Let us prey.'

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish

Chair Jokes More Chair Jokes

How do you make a hot dog stand?

Take away its chair.

What do you call a couch, chair, and a table made out of plants?

What do you call a couch, chair, and a table made out of plants? Ferniture.

Security Jokes More Security Jokes

Why do donut shops not hire security?

Because Cops go there willingly. Free security and protection.

Why didn't the TSA let the chair through security?

It was armed.

Tsa Jokes More Tsa Jokes

Why didn't the TSA let the chair through security?

It was armed.

What is the TSA's favorite movie?

Inspection.