Why didn't the TSA let the chair through security?

It was armed.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why shouldn't you let the scientists have an antelope?

They'll turn it into a bombardeer

Why won't the witch let the traveling pig actors into her gingerbread cottage?

She's afraid they'll bring down the house.

Chair Jokes More Chair Jokes

What do you call a couch, chair, and a table made out of plants?

What do you call a couch, chair, and a table made out of plants? Ferniture.

How many blondes does it take to... How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

5... 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the chair

Security Jokes More Security Jokes

Why do donut shops not hire security?

Because Cops go there willingly. Free security and protection.

Why is it the only thing a woman wants out of a man these days is security?

Well it's the first thing they say when I approach them.

Tsa Jokes More Tsa Jokes

What is the TSA's favorite movie?

Inspection.

How many TSA agents does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. TSA agents only know how to remove clothes putting them on is different matter completely.