What do you like to drink?

Programmer: I'm only here for the foo.....................d

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Why should I drink Mr. Pibb?

He didn't even finish grad school.

How alcoholic is a drink that's guaranteed to get you drunk?

Fool proof!

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What do you call a dog that likes Mexican food?

A Qdoberman!!!!!!!!!!

What game do tornadoes like to play?

Twister

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Why did the programmer get a job at the photographers?

They needed a developer.

How do programmers say 'I love you!' ?

You are my MSB.