What do you like to drink?

Programmer: I'm only here for the foo.....................d

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Why do sailors drink so much?

We sleep better when the room is moving

Why do people who drink milk struggle to walk?

Because they lactose.

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Why doesn't God like fruitcake?

Because he doesn't exist.

Why didn't King Kong go to Hong Kong?

He didn't like Chinese food.

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Why do programmers think Halloween's the same as Christmas?

Because 31OCT == 25DEC (thank you very much)

Why do programmers drink coffee so much?

So they aren't lying when they say they like Java.