What did you think of the chapter on frogs?

Biologist 2: Oh it was quite ribbiting.

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2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

Why does AMD call having 2 or more cards Crossfire?

Because no matter what card you cross, and how many, you're bound to start a fire.

What did the chemist say when hr found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why did the blonde jump off the cliff?

A: She thought her maxi pad had wings

Why don't all Libertarian candidates have dwarfism?

I thought Libertarians believed in small government.

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog ?

A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!

Why wouldn't the frog lend his hammer to the mushroom?

Because it's a toad's tool.

Chapter Jokes More Chapter Jokes

Why is the last chapter in a chemistry textbook about benzene?

Because it's the PHENYL CHAPTER :D I came up with this myself. I'm so proud.

What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup?

The plot thickens!

Biologist Jokes More Biologist Jokes

What is the difference between a physicist and a biologist?

A physicist is atoms studying themselves, while a biologist is cells that study themselves.

How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.