What did you think of the chapter on frogs?

Biologist 2: Oh it was quite ribbiting.

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What is a oreo?

2 gang members smashing a white boys face.

How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?

A: Shoot one.

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What's a pirate's favorite computer language?

Aye, you'd think it was R, but tis the C

Who sang the song "my own worst enemy"?

Them: I think it's Lit Me: I mean I like the song but I wouldn't call it lit...

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What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

Whats green and goes through walls?

A frog if you throw it hard enough...

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What did you think of the chapter on frogs?

Biologist 2: Oh it was quite ribbiting.

What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup?

The plot thickens!

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What did the Marine Biologist say when he saw two eels making love?

It's a Moray."

What is the difference between a physicist and a biologist?

A physicist is atoms studying themselves, while a biologist is cells that study themselves.