What did you think of the chapter on frogs?

Biologist 2: Oh it was quite ribbiting.

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What's the integral of 1/cabin with respect to cabin?

Person 2: A log cabin! Person 1: No, a houseboat. You forgot to add the C!!

How much wine can a cat drink?

2. How do you resuscitate a drunk cat 3. Will they do an autopsy on a dead cat

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Why did the blonde feminist want to be cremated when she died?

She thought a traditional burial would be too bio-degrading.

What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?

A hemogoblin. I came up with this during lecture after a dyslexic moment, thought someone may like it.

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What happened to the frog that broke down?

It got toad away.

Why was the little boy unhappy?

Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup?

The plot thickens!

Why is the last chapter in a chemistry textbook about benzene?

Because it's the PHENYL CHAPTER :D I came up with this myself. I'm so proud.

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What did you think of the chapter on frogs?

Biologist 2: Oh it was quite ribbiting.

What is the difference between a physicist and a biologist?

A physicist is atoms studying themselves, while a biologist is cells that study themselves.