How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.

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How many immature people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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THAT'S RIGHT!!! YOU DON'T KNOW BECAUSE YOU WEREN'T THERE!!!

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It's a Moray."

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How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.

How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.