What did the Marine Biologist say when he saw two eels making love?

It's a Moray."

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Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What is the name of the martial arts discipline that the anime girl that you are in love with practices?

Wai fu.

Who should get the cat?

I don't know...let's see who he loves the most" 3 weeks later Can you tell "Nope"

Marine Biologist Jokes More Marine Biologist Jokes

What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?

One wags it's tail, while the other tags a whale

What do you get if you cross a soldier and a scientist?

A marine biologist.

Marine Jokes More Marine Jokes

How many Marines does it take to change a lightbulb?

Four, one to change it and three to comment on the changing.

What do the woman from southern California and the clouds over the Pacific coast have in commen?

They're both Marine layers

Eel Jokes More Eel Jokes

What did the Marine Biologist say when he saw two eels making love?

It's a Moray."

What is it that you are both most fearful of?

WIFE: I just...sobbing...don't want the kids to suffer ME: Eels

Moray Jokes More Moray Jokes

What's Dean Martin's favorite eel?

That's a moray.

What did the Italian say when the eel swam by?

That's a Moray.

Biologist Jokes More Biologist Jokes

What is the difference between a physicist and a biologist?

A physicist is atoms studying themselves, while a biologist is cells that study themselves.

How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.