Four, one to change it and three to comment on the changing.
You never can tell. The Sandpeople always ride in single file to hide their numbers.
Ten. 1 to screw in the lightbulb, and the other 9 to provide emotional support.
Wuh-wuh-wuh-one.
Just one but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done everyone says that his last light bulb was much better.
The white guy might actually be guilty. (Stolen from a comment by )
That's the punchline. Comment with the lead up and may the best one win.
Because sheep would be too obvious.
The Marine shrugged and replied, "Recoil."
