What's the fastest branch of the military?

The Marines. When they retire, they're corvettes.

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What did the circus owner say to the human-cannonball when the he wanted to retire?

How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on thanksgiving)

What was Bob the Builder called after he retired?

Bob.

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Whose the most vague person in the Military ?

General Direction.

What does the scientist say when asked if Invisibility Cloak will be applicated by the military?

Yes, but you won't see it any time soon.

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What do you call a marine with an IQ of 70?

General

What did the Marine Biologist say when he saw two eels making love?

It's a Moray."

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What do you call a retired Marine in a Chevy sports car?

A Corps vet in a Corvette.

What do you call a Corvette following a Camaro at high speeds?

Chevy Chase.