What's the fastest branch of the military?

The Marines. When they retire, they're corvettes.

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What's the difference between an orphan home and a terrorists' boot camp?

I don't know. I'm retiring next month.

Why did the Computer Engineer retire young?

He had a lot of cache.

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What's the fastest branch of the military?

The Marines. When they retire, they're corvettes.

What do you call a Bronie in the military?

A GIbronie!

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What do you call a marine who can't swim?

A submarine.

What do you call a marine with an IQ of 70?

General

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What do you call a retired Marine in a Chevy sports car?

A Corps vet in a Corvette.

What's the fastest branch of the military?

The Marines. When they retire, they're corvettes.