What's the fastest branch of the military?

The Marines. When they retire, they're corvettes.

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What do you call a fly when it retires?

A flew. BUH DUM TSS! No Alright.. I'll see myself out.

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger do after he retired?

He became an ex-terminator!

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What do you call black people in the military?

Geurrilla warfare

How do you know if someone was in the military?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

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Why does the Navy put Marines on board ships?

A. "Because sheep would be too obvious"

What do you call a marine who can't swim?

A submarine.

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What do you call a Corvette following a Camaro at high speeds?

Chevy Chase.

What do you call a retired Marine in a Chevy sports car?

A Corps vet in a Corvette.