What's the fastest branch of the military?

The Marines. When they retire, they're corvettes.

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Because they can only semi retire.

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Bob.

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What do you call promoting a broom to the highest rank in the military?

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What's the fastest branch of the military?

The Marines. When they retire, they're corvettes.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a corvette?

I don't have a corvette in my garage.