What did Arnold Schwarzenegger do after he retired?

He became an ex-terminator!

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What's the Terminator's favourite band?

Guns 'n Roses

What did the Terminator say when he decided to take up piano?

I'll be bach.

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What do you call a retired professional swimmer?

Washed up.

How do magicians retire?

They seem to just disappear.

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What should you do when your ex-girlfriend stands in the spotlights?

Drive faster.

How to break up with someone- You: Your ex is attractive. Partner: which one?

You: MEEEEE BYEEEEEEEE

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Why won't Arnold Schwarzenegger upgrade to windows 10?

Because : he still loves vista,baby!

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he and his friends decided to dress up as famous composers for Halloween?

I'll be Bach