What did Arnold Schwarzenegger do after he retired?

He became an ex-terminator!

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What's the Terminator's favourite band?

Guns 'n Roses

What did the Terminator say when he decided to take up piano?

I'll be bach.

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger do after he retired?

He became an ex-terminator!

What does a retired hairdresser and a bar of platinum have in common?

They both plat no more.

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What happened to the naughty little witch at school?

She was ex-spelled.

What DOESN'T Bruce want for Christmas from his ex?

A Krismas goose.

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Why won't Arnold Schwarzenegger upgrade to windows 10?

Because : he still loves vista,baby!

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he saw a dolphin caught in a net?

It's not a too-nah!"