What did Arnold Schwarzenegger do after he retired?

He became an ex-terminator!

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What did the Terminator say when he was invited to a music themed fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach.

How does the Terminator lose weight?

By counting Kylereese.

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What do you call people so good at their jobs, they retire because they did everything?

The mythbusters and ghostbusters.

Why did the tire pop?

Because it retired.

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What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground?

Shoot him again.

What DOESN'T Bruce want for Christmas from his ex?

A Krismas goose.

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Why couldn't Arnold Schwarzenegger run for president?

Because he doesn't do cardio.

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to the gym manager when he was joining a new gym?

I'll re-rack.