What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to the gym manager when he was joining a new gym?

I'll re-rack.

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How do you get Americans to join a World War?

Tell them it's nearly finished.

What do you call a guy who wants to join the mile high club by himself?

A high-jacker.

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say before he went down the mine?

I'll be black.

Why did Arnold Schwarzenegger cross the road?

To

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What did the architect say about the rack?

How does she not fall over?

Why is a pool table green?

Well you'd be green too if someone racked your balls.