Bad at golf?

Join the club.

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Why did the Pasta join a dating website?

Because he was cannelloni.

What did the worm want to do when he grew up?

He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).

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What do 1% of racist people do?

They are making clubs like the KKK The other 99% are hidden here making bad jokes

What club cancels their meeting everytime?

The vegan club

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How do you know you're golfing with a politician?

When they get a hole-in-one they write down *zero* on the scorecard.

What's the difference between golf and Lady Godiva?

One is a hunt on a course.