A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?"

Pop,goes the weasel.

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What is the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead babies?

My erection.

How can a cat walk with no feet?

He can't, it's impawsible.

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

What do you call someone who serves smelly drinks?

a Fartender

How do tennis players prefer their steak?

Wimbledon and nicely served.

Pop Jokes More Pop Jokes

What did the irritated man say to his inguinal hernia?

Get off my nuts!" (ps. I made this joke up yesterday... i am having hernia surgery tomorrow, and i lol'd so hard at myself that i about caused a second one to pop out)

A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?"

Pop,goes the weasel.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why did the ghost get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was sheet faced.

What do you call a mushroom that goes into a bar and buys everyone a drink?

The fun guy

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What did the bartender say to the jumper cables?

You better not try to start anything.

What did the bartender say to the girl that tried to steal a drink?

It was worth a shot.

Weasel Jokes More Weasel Jokes

What's the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

One's weasily recognised - the other's stoatally different

What about the weasel?

That's the punchline. Comment with the lead up and may the best one win.