A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?"

Pop,goes the weasel.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy ?

You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours !"

Why did the chicken walk into the bar?

To screw in the lightbulb.

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

Why do the Irish serve up their chili with 139 beans?

Because one more would be one-farty bowl of chili!

Why is revenge a dish best served cold?

Because it's just-ice

Pop Jokes More Pop Jokes

How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn?

China probably can pop corn in one minute.

Who's coca colas favourite rapper?

2-pop

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What do you call a bar in Star Wars?

A space bar.

What do you call a guy who refuses to serve people from Finland at his bar?

A man with unfinnished buisness.

Bartender Jokes More Bartender Jokes

What do you call a bartender giving two dolphins a drink?

Serving dual porpoises!

What did the bartender say to the jumper cables?

You better not try to start anything.

Weasel Jokes More Weasel Jokes

What do you get when you cross a weasel with a whale?

A reprimand from the Scientific Ethics and Integrity Committee and an immediate withdrawal of your grant funding.

How can you tell the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

One is weasely identifiable while the other is stoatally different.