A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?"

Pop,goes the weasel.

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What has fifty legs but still can't walk?

A: Half a centipede.

Why can't the bishop walk straight?

Cause he can only move diagonally

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Why do American beer companies always advise that their beer should be served cold?

So you can tell it apart from urine

Why should you serve Eggs Benedict on shiny metal dishes?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise.

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What's the definition of Necrophilia?

The urge to pop a cold one.

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By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!

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What did the frog say when he walked into the bar?

Bonjour.*

What is the difference between a hog and a man?

A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.

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What did the bartender say to the angry speaker?

We don't want any treble

What did the bartender say to the girl that tried to steal a drink?

It was worth a shot.

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How can you tell the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

One is weasely identifiable while the other is stoatally different.

A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?"

Pop,goes the weasel.