What did the bartender say to the jumper cables?

You better not try to start anything.

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What's wrong with it?

Doesn't start

What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

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I don't know. They've never tried.

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What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar?

A: Ok you 2 dont start anything

What did the bartender say to the jumper cables?

You better not try to start anything.