How many Frenchman does it take to defend France?

I don't know. They've never tried.

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How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?

I forgot to wet the soap.

How do you know a mod of /r/jokes is Asian?

dereted

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How did the instructor try to make horse riding enjoyable?

He tried to stirrup some interest!

How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I am not sure, I haven't seen them try and I can't do it either.

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Why does lightning strike in France so often?

Because it follows the path of least resistance.

Why do we need France on our side against Saddam and Osama?

A. So the French can show them how to surrender.

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What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandles?

Philippe Philoppe

Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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Why are americans bad at DotA ?

Because they cant defend their towers.

Why are marines who can't swim better?

They defend the ship with way more enthusiasm.