How many Frenchman does it take to defend France?

I don't know. They've never tried.

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How do you know a wood pieces history?

You check its logbook

How do you know a girl with leprosy likes you?

She gives you the eye.

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He did it for the

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You ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich

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Why do you only need one egg in France?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Where was France's military strategy developed?

Toulouse

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What do you call a Frenchman in sandals?

Philippe Philoppe.

What did the redneck say to the Frenchman?

You don't speak English fourchette!

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How does a ghost defend its self?

Kung Boo

Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?

Because he said he was pro Bono.