How does a ghost defend its self?

Kung Boo

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Why can't ghosts have babies?

They have hollow weenies!

What happened when a ghost asked for a brandy at his local pub?

The landlord said "Sorry we don't serve spirits."

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How do tacos fair in a war?

They tend to be shells of their former selves

How does a ghost defend its self?

Kung Boo

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Why do the republicans defend the 2nd amendment so hard?

They need it to shoot themselves in the foot.

What did Eminem learn to defend himself?

Marshall arts.