How does a ghost defend its self?

Kung Boo

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Which day of the week do ghosts like best?

Moandays.

What's the main religion of most ghosts?

Boo dism

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How does a Mathematician hang them selves?

With a hypotenuse.

How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

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How on earth can you defend a man like Adam Johnson?

it's easy, he's all left foot - just constantly show him down the right side and don't let him cut in.

Why are americans bad at DotA ?

Because they cant defend their towers.