How does a ghost defend its self?

Kung Boo

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Why do ghosts get invited to parties?

Because they always bring boos.

Why did the car judder to a stop when it saw a ghost?

It had a nervous breakdown.

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What'd the ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing they just waved.... I'll show my self out

How does a Mathematician hang them selves?

With a hypotenuse.

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How many Frenchman does it take to defend France?

I don't know. They've never tried.

How does a ghost defend its self?

Kung Boo