Which day of the week do ghosts like best?

Moandays.

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Why was Han yelling at Chewbacca on their first day on the Millenium Falcon?

Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!

What's the only major difference between Cinco de Mayo and Saint Patrick's day?

Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day.

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What's the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

If I dump a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around for the next few weeks.

Why was the virgins' wedding during the middle of the week?

Because Wednesday is hump day.

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What do you call a ghost on the Internet?

e-erie.

Where would you take a ghost for lunch?

Pizza Haunt!