Which day of the week do ghosts like best?

Moandays.

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Why did Sally the Sloth sleep in all day?

Because her crippling depression leaves her unable to function properly.

What do women want?

She has been talking nonstop for the last two days.

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What's the difference between a Surrey girl and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in a washing machine it doesn't text you every hour for a week.

Why weren't you at work last week?

Me: Why are you living in the past

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Why does riding in an elevator make ghosts happy?

It lifts spirits

What did Ghost A say to Ghost B?

Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes.