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What did russian judge say to the jury?

I better stop Stalin for time and Putin a little more effort.

What did the giant wave say to the man?

Nothing he just waved. Sea what I did there? Sorry sometimes I get a bit carried away, it like a tsunami of puns. Water these puns! they're horrible, I'll stop now.

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Why do I not laugh at your jokes anymore?

Because I've "reddit" before

Why the big pause................................?

Said the man in the pub to the bear. First heard this joke told by Eddie Izzard.

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Who run da world?

points mic at me* ME: having briefly heard the song once before ...squirrels

Who directed this?

HIM: "A bear attack." ME: "Never heard of him."

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What do young ghosts write their homework in?

Exorcise books.

Why did the composer spend all his time in bed?

He wrote sheet music.

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Why did the blind man cross the road?

Cuz he couldn't see it (Probly already posted but I've never seen it on r/jokes before)

What's the difference between /r/jokes and your mom?

Your mom is funny.

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What do you call a 12 year old protein?

A pretein

Why can't Bernie Sanders win the election?

Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.

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How do you stop hearing jokes written for 12 year olds?

Unsubscribe from r/jokes!

Why did you burn that building down?

Me: Because they keep sending emails after unsubscribing. Cop: You're free to go.