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How do you stop a 6'4" 300lb black kid from charging?

You take away his EBT card.

Why does the American Border Patrol guard take Xanax?

To stop Hispanic attacks.

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What do you call an unconscious foot?

Coma-toes! (I made up this joke when I was 10.)

Why should you not tell jokes to sand paper?

It's a rough crowd ...Ba da bum chssh

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What has shadier inner workings, Reddit or FIFA?

Still waiting to hear back from an admin.

Why was the monster standing on his head at the birthday party?

He heard they were having upside-down cake!

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What do rappers use to write their lyrics?

Word,yo.

How many polaks does it take to kidnap a child?

A: 12. One to kidnap the child and the remaining 11 to write a ransom letter.

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Who is the communist leader of r/Jokes ?

Chairman Lmao

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Why can't Bernie Sanders win the election?

Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.

What do priests and zits have in common?

They bost bust on 12 year Olds faces

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Why did you burn that building down?

Me: Because they keep sending emails after unsubscribing. Cop: You're free to go.

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