What did russian judge say to the jury?

I better stop Stalin for time and Putin a little more effort.

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What's a Russian's favorite service provider?

Sprint.

What was the Russian mohel's name?

Borris Kutchyakockoff

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What did the priest have to say?

He said you have to stop rapping over the choir."

How do you stop a mexican tank?

You shoot the guy pushing it.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What does Mrs Claus say to Santa when he's not spending enough time with her?

You're getting too wrapped up in your work!

What's the worst part about getting a lung transplant?

The first couple of times you cough, the loogeys aren't yours!

Stalin Jokes More Stalin Jokes

Why couldn't the Soviet Union get anything done?

They were always either Russian or Stalin.

Why did the Cold War never happen?

Because Joseph was Stalin.

Putin Jokes More Putin Jokes

What does Putin say during his new years speech?

Don't know but its so scary that they drink for ten days straight right after!

Why does it smell so bad in Russia?

Everybody loves Putin!

Jury Jokes More Jury Jokes

Why are furries always found guilty at trial?

A furry curries only fury from a jury.

Why are doctors sued for malpractice at the beach?

A: Because they are judged by a jury of their piers.