What did russian judge say to the jury?

I better stop Stalin for time and Putin a little more effort.

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

Why did the cosmonaut forget to pack extra underwear?

Because he was Russian.

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What can I do to stop my addiction?

She said, "Whatever means necessary." "No it doesn't," I said.

What stopped the beaver's crime spree?

The damming evidence

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What kind of dog can tell time?

A clockshund!

What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

Stalin Jokes More Stalin Jokes

Why did the Cold War never happen?

Because Joseph was Stalin.

Why cant russians drive stick?

Because they are always Stalin!

Putin Jokes More Putin Jokes

What did Putin say when he was finally fed up with Boris Nemtsov?

I'm putin' that guy to sleep

Why didn't Ukraine go to war with Russia yet?

They were Putin up with him.

Jury Jokes More Jury Jokes

Why are doctors sued for malpractice at the beach?

A: Because they are judged by a jury of their piers.

Why are furries always found guilty at trial?

A furry curries only fury from a jury.