What did russian judge say to the jury?

I better stop Stalin for time and Putin a little more effort.

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

How long does it take Putin to give his car an oil change?

Nyet long. He's always Russian.

What's a Russian's favorite snack?

Chechen Nuggets

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What's the difference between a cry baby and Dallas Cowboys fans?

Eventually the baby stops crying

What did the giant wave say to the man?

Nothing he just waved. Sea what I did there? Sorry sometimes I get a bit carried away, it like a tsunami of puns. Water these puns! they're horrible, I'll stop now.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What did the mommy broom say to the baby broom?

Time to go to sweep.

How many times are you going to lick my nose in your lifetime?

Dog:

Stalin Jokes More Stalin Jokes

How can you tell Russians are bad at driving stick?

cause their cars are always Stalin

Why was the russian airforce less superior than their enemies?

Cause their airplanes kept STALIN!! (Ill see myself out...)

Putin Jokes More Putin Jokes

What happens if you pee on Putin's head?

Urine big trouble...

Which Russian leader is always farting?

Putin

Jury Jokes More Jury Jokes

Why are doctors sued for malpractice at the beach?

A: Because they are judged by a jury of their piers.

Why are furries always found guilty at trial?

A furry curries only fury from a jury.