What did russian judge say to the jury?

I better stop Stalin for time and Putin a little more effort.

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

How does a Russian bomb explode?

Kaboomshki

Why did the Crimean run across the Street?

Because he was Russian

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did you stop your car get out and yell "coward" at the traffic signal?

Motorist: The light just turned yellow.

Why didn't the Irishman add another bean?

He stopped at 239 because if he added another one it would be 'too farty'. It would've been funnier if I could do an Irish accent.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do children think of the world?

I don't know, this is the first time I've logged onto Reddit, today.

Why did the Sudanese boy get arrested in Texas?

I'm not exactly sure, but it was about time.

Stalin Jokes More Stalin Jokes

Why did the Russians lose the space race?

Their rocket kept Stalin!

Why did Russia lose the race?

Because it was Stalin! (Sorry. Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them.)

Putin Jokes More Putin Jokes

What did Putin say to Ukraine after invading?

Crimea River.

What do Americans and Putin have in common?

They'll both be nuking Turkey after Thanksgiving.

Jury Jokes More Jury Jokes

Why are doctors sued for malpractice at the beach?

A: Because they are judged by a jury of their piers.

What did russian judge say to the jury?

I better stop Stalin for time and Putin a little more effort.