What's the song that coldplay wrote for you?

Yellow. *Phil answers phone*

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Who's there ! Answer ! Answer who ?

Answer all over your porch ! It's a mess out here !

How do you get a kid out from a microwave?

Please answer before my wife gets home!

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How does Kylo Ren talk on the phone?

A Hans free device

What do you call a doctor who is always on a phone?

An oncologist

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What are you doing?

Are you writing down everything I'm saying ! IS THIS GONNA BE A SONG ! !" -anyone dating Taylor Swift

Why does Steven Hawking hate the band Muse?

Because he can't stand their song Uprising, it wants him to rise up and take the power back.

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What did one potatoe say to another?

Dan Quayle wrote this joke.

What would you use to write down a description of the dump you just took?

A No. 2 pencil.

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What do you call a man in a hole?

Phil.

What do you call a Canadian fish with no bones?

Phil, eh?

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How many Coldplay members does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, but he has to see Radiohead do it first.

How many members of Coldplay does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but he has to see Radiohead do it first.