What is something long and hard that a Polish Bride gets on her wedding day?

A last name.

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What did Mr. Cena's fiancee say on their wedding day?

No, John! *You* can't see *me!*

What does a Polish man give to his bride on their wedding day that's both long and hard?

His surname

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What do you call a Polish airplane?

A Jet-ski.

How do you call a spiritually significant Polish guy?

Totem Pole.

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What is something long and hard that a Polish Bride gets on her wedding day?

A last name.

What does a polish bride get on her wedding night that is long and hard?

a new last name