What is a Polish person's favorite weapon?

A Warsaw...

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How do you say "touchdown" in Polish?

Gronkowski

How do you know a car is from Poland?

The Polish.

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What's the most popular dance in Warsaw?

The pole dance.

How long is the flight?

A Polish man calls up an airline. "How long is the flight from Chicago to Warsaw?" "One minute..." "Thank you."