What does Batman use to wash his hair?

Conditioner Gordon.

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When the Little Mermaid became human how did she know how to use a toilet?

BIG-TIME plot hole in my opinion"

What will you be using the money for?

Me: "A divorce lawyer."

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What superhero would a (insert stereotype here) man be?

Batman. Why Because he can't go out at night without Robin!

What if it's daytime?

Batman: *glares at Robin* Gordon: Yeah, what if it- Batman: *smoke bomb*

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How can you tell a rich Swiss from a poor Swiss?

The poor swiss washes his Mercedes by himself

What does a cannibal do after dumping their girlfriend?

They wipe, flush, and wash their hands

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When do you kick a midget in the nuts?

When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.

What experience do you have plucking chickens?

Me: See all those hairs on my chin No. Me: Exactly.

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What does Batman use to wash his hair?

Conditioner Gordon.

What is Batman's favourite hair product?

Conditioner Gordon.