How's my hair?

My clothes How do I look (knock, knock) He's here!!!! I'm so excited! *My pizza delivery guy.

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How does a Muslim get a hot date?

He puts it in the microwave. EDIT: Looks like you guys are real dim....

What did the illiterate Mexican say to the funny looking bottle of mayonnaise?

LMAO"

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What kind of clothes do lawyers wear?

Lawsuits.

Where do Wildlings get their clothes?

North of the Wal-Mart

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How is Sandusky like a tortoise?

He gets there before the hair...

Why was the 45 year old businessman losing his hair?

He has cancer.

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How's my hair?

My clothes How do I look (knock, knock) He's here!!!! I'm so excited! *My pizza delivery guy.

What do gynecologists and pizza delivery guys have in common?

They have to smell it but they can't taste it!