Why was the 45 year old businessman losing his hair?

He has cancer.

Previous Random Joke Next

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

How many lost cats walk by the telephone pole with their missing flier on it?

Just another reason to teach your cat to read.

What do Apple and Rose have in common?

They both lost jack.

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What does Sally have?

Cancer.

What did the poor, unfortunate, paraplegic kid get for christmas?

Cancer.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What's the best part about taking a shower with an 11 year old girl?

If you slick her hair back, she looks like an 8 year old boy.

How does Dracula get his hair so perfect without a mirror?

Oh questions about the job No I'm good."

45 Year Old Jokes More 45 Year Old Jokes

What do a 45 year old pregnant alcoholic and Ironman have in common?

Both have a little Downy Jr in them.

Why was the 45 year old businessman losing his hair?

He has cancer.