45 Year Old Jokes

Why was the 45 year old businessman losing his hair?

He has cancer.

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What do a 45 year old pregnant alcoholic and Ironman have in common?

Both have a little Downy Jr in them.

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Where does the bride of Frankenstein have her hair done?

At the ugly parlour.

What do you call a woman who dyes her hair red?

Transginger.

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What did the deaf, blind, mute, handicapped kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What do you do when you lose your Kia car?

You go Soul-searching.

When do ghosts have to stop scaring people?

When they lose their haunting licenses.

Ironman Jokes More Ironman Jokes

What's the difference between ironman and ironwoman?

One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.

Why is Ironman a superhero?

and Ironwoman a command?