45 Year Old Jokes

Why was the 45 year old businessman losing his hair?

He has cancer.

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What do a 45 year old pregnant alcoholic and Ironman have in common?

Both have a little Downy Jr in them.

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Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What does Batman use to wash his hair?

Conditioner Gordon.

When is the appropriate time to kick a midget in the balls?

A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

Ironman Jokes More Ironman Jokes

Whats the best thing on the menu?

Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*

What is the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman?

Ironman is a superhero, Ironwoman is a command.

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What's the best way to get bubble gum out of your hair?

Cancer

What did the blind and deaf girl get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Where should you take your cat, if it somehow loses its tail?

Walmart, they're the world's biggest retailer. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

Why did my local sandwich shop lose all of its workers??

I was told they were sick of being subordinates.