What did the blind and deaf girl get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What's the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer...

What did the 11 year old junior paleontologist and 50-cent music lover with cancer receive from the one wish foundation?

A Rap Tour

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What did Pitbull ask for Christmas?

Dolly.

How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?

I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "