What did the blind and deaf girl get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What's the easiest way to get the chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer

What did the blind paraplegic get for Christmas?

cancer.

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What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?

I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.

Why was Kanye's Christmas gift to Kim spoiled?

Because he's a bad wrapper