What did the blind paraplegic get for Christmas?

cancer.

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What do a good joke and a child with cancer have in common?

They never get old.

Why is Apple donating money to cancer research?

Cancer stole our jobs!"

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What does a Christmas tree and a monk have in common?

They both have ornamental balls

How is a Christmas tree like a man who's had a vasectomy?

They both have ornamental balls.