What did the blind paraplegic get for Christmas?

cancer.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind orphan get for Christmas?

Cancer!*

What costs you a fortune and leaves you in tears a year and a half later?

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What did the deaf, blind, mute, handicapped kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What did the poor, unfortunate, paraplegic kid get for christmas?

Cancer.