What did the blind paraplegic get for Christmas?

cancer.

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Which presidential candidate is the most likely to cause cancer?

Ben Carsonogen

What did the blind, deaf, mute girl get for Christmas??

Cancer.

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?

Nothing, he didn't make it that far.

Why can't a Christmas tree walk?

Because it ." "Ugh, that's so ."