What do you call the feeling of being unable to urinate beside a friend?

PEEr pressure!

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What's green and says "hey I'm a frog"?

A talking frog! Stolen from "Friends" still hilarious.

How much credibility is there in that whole "you can punch yourself handsome" theory?

Asking for a friend.

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Why did the pig walk into the kitchen?

Because he felt like bacon. :P

How did the toad feel in the morning?

A little bit froggy

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What do you call the feeling of being unable to urinate beside a friend?

PEEr pressure!

What did the toilet say when he was hitting on another toilet?

On a scale from one to ten, urinate.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because he was drunk Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

Why did you destroy that urinal cake?

Peer pressure