How did the toad feel in the morning?

A little bit froggy

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Whats the difference between a black guy in jail and a caged birth?

The bird doesn't feel he's home.

How are you feeling Grandpa?

Grandpa: Oh you know with my hands mostly.

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How did the toad feel in the morning?

A little bit froggy

What did the Hebrew's call it when they stopped receiving mana every morning?

mana-pause

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How did the toad feel in the morning?

A little bit froggy

What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.